xmc 1 point 6 hours ago[-]
an exospore will hit earth.
the spore will lay dormant for aeons.
it will germinate and grow mushrooms.
a semi-carnivorous ape will munch a few down. a mandalic pattern will form as the alien indoles arrive at the synaptic receptors in unexpected numbers while he listens to little maggie by the stanley brothers.
the aliens come but they're not physical entities. their ufo opens and he is greeted by seven balls of light and bill hicks. they go for a ride and crack fivefold pun jokes about being "imaginations of ourselves".
he'll write about it on reddit.
trhaynes 2 points 5 hours ago[-]
xmc 2 points 5 hours ago[-]
the world fades to sepia as the realization dawns on him he is a hamburger. the kundalini rises through his cheese and pickle chakras as syntactical intent drips out like special sauce.
panamaspace 1 point 4 hours ago[-]
The raccoon tells a lie about it.
xmc 3 points 4 hours ago[-]
the raccoon will lie. he doesn't want scientist to discover that the psychoactive in mushrooms is the only four phosphorylated indole known to occur in nature. raccoons know nature always builds on what has previously been accomplished. raccoons know this is a red flag signaling that at the molecular level this looks like an alien artifact. raccoons, sneaky fucks with built-in hamburgler mask, are an ancient monastic order conspiring to keep scientist from searching for alien fingerprints on earth's biology.
i discovered this in an underground temple at eleusis.